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Lap Band Food and Fitness

So this lap band and I have had one long strange trip.  As I’ve written about before (look HERE and HERE) I am, in reality, a lap band success.  I’ve dropped about 10 clothing sizes give or take (I currently range from a size 10-14/M-XL depending on the brand, cut, and make of an article of clothing); and I’ve lost at least 125 pounds and kept it off.  Like all women (er most at least) I bounce around with my actual weight — fluctuating 10-20 pounds depending on the season and how many craps I have to give (currently, not many FYI).

However, while I have found out that my dress size does not equal happiness (in fact, when I was at my smallest I had a nasty tendency to have mini-blackouts while teaching fitness classes and even literally hit the floor one day) during my retirement as a fitness instructor — I have also realized that I simply am not healthy.  I don’t eat, I don’t feel well, I’m quite tired.  Now grated I also do have quite a bit going out outside of fitness, but you just know when something is off.  So to see if it would help — I gave in and tried the Herbal Cleanse only portion of the Advocare 24 Day challenge.   The Advocare 24 Day challenge starts with a cleanse period where you take a set of pills, drink a fiber shake, chug lots of water, and eat as healthy as possible.  I’ll review that later — but one word of advice I would give is to not try to do a cleanse during a month where you are going to not one but TWO out-of-state conferences.  Not wise, but do-able.

The second portion of the Advocare 24 Day challenge is called the MAX phase.  Here you keep eating clean, but add in a bit of dairy, a meal replacement shake, and the MNS Max3 supplement strips.  While not ideal, I decided to try out the MAX phase separately once I was back in town and on a more regular schedule.  I’ll do a separate review of the Meal Replacement Shake — but this one is just on the MAX3 supplement strips.

Another thing I should say — I am not doing this perfectly.   As a lap band patient I am not a normal challenger.  I am not nom noming on Twinkies and McDonalds.  I am not eating potato chips while watching the teeevee.  Not that all challenges are like that — but I say that because many of the success stories you may see are from folks who had really really bad eating and fitness habits.  And just like on the Biggest Loser — if you start eating better and working out, you will most likely feel better and see weight loss.  I have a band that prohibits me from eating like a normal person, but enough vanity where I manage to keep my favorite Oreo’s out of my house because I will eat them and gain weight.  My band is also why I am plateaued for weight loss — I don’t eat.  Here me now — to lose weight you still must eat!  So,  again I say this simply so you are aware — I am not eating the way you should on this, I have not weighed myself, I did not take a before and after photo –because right now I am trying the supplements to feel good enough to try to rework my diet and fitness.  I have to make it to the starting line first, before I begin the race.


Now that I’ve taken care of that…lets tackle this:



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Instagram is pretty awesome!  If you aren’t on, you should be — and if you aren’t following me — well you should be (points to the side at the links section of the page).

I ended up winning a contest for doing something utterly normal — not wearing make up.   From that event the good folks at SkinOwl sent me one of their fabulous argan infusion skin oils from their skin care line (they have face, body, and eye products).   Now I will be honest — I was super skeptical about putting oil on my face.  I apply a moisturizer (on good days) and the idea of adding oil to a sometimes-already-slick T-Zone was daunting at best.  There are three formulas of infusions: lavender, geranium, and clary sage.  Each formula is for different needs — Lavender is for sensitive and acne-prone skin, best for oily or oily combination types; Geranium is for dehydrated, dull, combination skin; Clary sage is for aging skin, with a loss of radiance and elasticity.   Each infusion contains only two ingredients — raw, organic, unrefined argania spinosa extract, and the organic oil of the blends name.  That’s it.  How cool is that.  Because I mean you all know that your face EATS whatever you put on it — so why not put something really good for it to nosh on, eh?

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I ended up choosing the Geranium blend since I do have an oilier T-Zone, but dry cheeks — and the face was looking a little dull and stressed.   It also came at the perfect time — I’d just been told I had a grey (no strike that — SILVER) hair.  My first.  Oh the struggle. *sigh*

The oil arrives in a lovely glass container, and its very easy to use.  In the AM mix a few drops with your moisturizer, or use alone.  In the PM use one full dropper vial instead of your moisturizer.   Super easy.  So I meshed it in with my new face cleansing habits (I’d like to thank the combination of being introduced to my first gray hair and being in a location with first world stores like Sephora and Origins for that very expensive investment.   My credit card is still crying, but at least the Mia was on sale (you all know how much I love a sale)…).

So I went a little overboard with the Mia....maybe...

So I went a little overboard with the Mia….maybe…

I scrubbed my face with my Clairsonic Mia (I got the least expensive version they make … sure I was in crisis mode with a credit card, but I mean I’m still a broke student!) and Origins Checks and Balances Foamy Cleanser. Then I added two drops of the SkinOwl oil to the most boring and basic moisturizer I have — I found that L’Oreal on sale at Target.  Someone ordered it and returned it.  My little Target doesn’t even carry it.  It’s one of the few items I have left that is not cruelty-free, but I’m trying to use at least some of it before I toss it.

[Note:  I am moving to cruelty-free products.  As a proud beagle pet-parent, I just can’t justify wearing make up or using a skin cream that places animals in captivity for it.  I love that Origins straight up says they test on humans, and that SkinOwl is cruelty free as well.   I now use either an Origin’s moisturizer (that is expensive as the dickens but fabulous) or a Trader Joe’s brand that is also cruelty free.]

The addition of the oil made my moisturizer smooth and silky, and it also had a fantastic scent that did not aggravate my nose.  My husband has eczema, so we are a pretty scent free household — due to that this girl who used to work at Bath and Body Works can barely wear any scent at all.  So it was nice to have a delightful and calming scent that worked for me.  My skin felt great all day — and though I had a touch of a tingle, my sensitive skin was alright.    At night I tried the full vial, and in all honesty then the scent is a little overpowering for both me and my husband — so I tend to forgo that now so that we both can get some sleep!  The nights I did use the full vial, my face felt smooth and soft in the morning — but I also did experence a wee bit of a tingle that could be the sensitivity of my skin (or simply the fact my skin hasn’t had it this good in such a long time!).

It’s a WINNER: Overall I think that I will invest in the lavender to see if it gives me the same sensitive tingle that the Geranium did — even though I do not have oily skin, but it is a fantastic product that leaves your face feeling silky and luxe (more so as a boost to an inexpensive moisturizer!).  I love their vision, mission, and culture as well!  You can SkinOwl online (including links to order), and on Instagram as well.


**NOTE:  I did win this product, but I was not asked to nor required to blog about it!  I am not receiving any compensation for this review post.